A hat with lights that communicate with others

Posted on October 28, 2010 by admin

Our body attitude communicates a number of emotions to the people close to us or to our image. Our clothes also convey a message, but this medium has usually a 24 hr delay, and sometimes we wish there was a faster and more efficient method. Even the wedding ring with its important message sometimes resists being pulled out of our finger…

However, these primitive ways can be enhanced by modern electronics. How about a hat with directional lights and radio waves, able to communicate with similar hats around? It can offer help to tourists, a drink to attractive potential partners, chat to other bored people. It could even ask for a doctor or other professional.

A further step would be the hats to interact with our profile in a web site, for couple matching or professional purposes.

“Sorry, your hat says you are a mechanic. Could you help me with my car?”.

Just an idea.

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Artificial Heart with no surgery

Posted on October 28, 2010 by admin

This is based on a new concept: non-invasive blood circulation support.

The idea is to use the legs and arms of the patient as a pump. Mainly in the legs the veins have valves. and the external pressure drives blood in the right direction. There is already a system called “Plantar Venous Pump”, both a physiological mechanism and a device that applies cyclic pressure on the feet. My idea is to extend this system to all the body, in order to provide enough pumping energy to replace a failing heart.

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The Movie Think Tank

Posted on July 24, 2010 by admin

I always wanted to write movie scripts.

Then, I found the Script-o-matic tool, and I produced this master piece:

Threesome Marriage
an original screenplay concept
by Serg

Romance: A sexy district attorney teams up with an alcoholic ex-CIA agent to find the true meaning of love. In the process they fall in love with a nun. By the end of the movie they have sex with 3 washed up ex-SNL cast members and end up winning the admiration of their spouses, living happily ever after.
Think ‘It’s a Beautiful Life’ meets ‘Eternal shine of a spotless mind’.

Of course, this is a truely idiotic material. Nevertheless, there are more effective tools that help writers, and they can be used in a Movie Script Think Tank. One would be to use the Web to assemble a large collaborative team. Other, to employ writers in low-cost countries for selling to the big international companies.

Although I am an amateur writer and took courses on Movie Script Writing, I am focusing my efforts on Website Promotion tools and techniques. So, I will offer my services to committed writers anywhere.

The most difficult part of this enterprise is the contact with real movie studios, either in Hollywood or other movie factories. If the direct approach does not work, we will do our own production, casting, acting and filming. We will not make finished movies, but blueprints or demos that could be published in YouTube or distributed to potential buyers. The technology is currently available to make and edit low-cost productions at a non-professional level.

We are in contact with a TV advertising group that made hundreds of commercials in the 90′s, and we will publish and promote them in the web. We expect those short films will be advertising elements for our Short Movie Producing Agency.

The service will be offered to would-be actresses, acting schools, TV channels and other potential customers.

I published a Spanish site based on this concept. It is called Virtual Producer (ProductoraVirtual.com.ar) and it has many of my scripts.

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Abortion Boat

Posted on July 24, 2010 by admin

There is already an abortion boat, with Dutch flag, that docks into Portuguese and Irish ports. Those countries make abortion illegal, and many women prefer to have abortions in the ship, once it reaches international waters. The boat still does not offer surgical abortions, only pills, and has not yet come to South America.
Being more daring, we could also offer other services: pot smoking, gay marriage, delivery room for babies with Dutch nationality, sex change surgery, and euthanasia.
It would be the only practical and legal way to bring abortion to countries that seriously oppose it.
We would love to also offer Threesome Marriage, Human Cloning, Human Genetic Engineering, Stem cell therapy and other advances, but that will have to wait some more.

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Anonymous faces for dating sites

Posted on July 18, 2010 by admin

It is quite embarrasing to be found in a dating site, specially when you have certain age and position. And mostly, if you are compromised with someone else.
However, the photos are a very important part of the matching process, because the face is maybe 90% important for a man, and 80% for a woman.
How can these two facts be reconciled?
“Anonymize your face” can be a useful service. First of all, you enter your basic data: age, race, weight, height. Then, the service provides an alternative photo that you can use in your profile, with equivalent attractive to the intended public. You use that “avatar” for the first steps in the matching process, until you are confident enought with the candidate to show your real self.
These photos will have a small print saying “Photo by FaceProxy.com” or something like that, that will act as Viral Marketing factor for spreading the news about the service.
Another collateral is a possible qualification of your attractiveness for the average target public. For instance, you enter this kind of “beauty contest”, or “Beauty Measuring Service” by submitting a photo. Then, a bunch of judges qualify you. In return, you need to provide the service for a few other candidates. If you have money and no time to spare, you pay a fee instead of working as a judge.
This project can be developed with less than $25.000 by our team.
What are you waiting??????

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Use robots to train animals

Posted on July 1, 2010 by admin

Trained pets can be very valuable for the blind or handicapped. However, the task of training animals to guide a blind person thru streets and traffic lights is complex and expensive.
The same applies to drug-sniffing dogs, and to those that can bring objects to a bed-restrained person.
In some countries monkeys are trained to bring fruit from the trees. And a chimp or smaller monkey could be very useful for a handicapped.
Monkeys learn human language, if trained with enough time and patience.
The cheapest way to train an animal is using a robot. Once the process has been modelled by a human, it is only a matter of keeping the robot close to the subjects to be trained.

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The ebook on Viral Marketing Products, free, here

Posted on March 9, 2010 by admin

We just released our ebook on Viral Marketing Products. Originally it was conceived as a book on Business Ideas, but it was hard to find investors looking for plain ideas to develop with our help (hopefully). It seems that early investors (Bizz Angels) are hard to find, tend to act locally, and are not always ready to invest in someone else’s idea, no matter how billiant.

The next approach was to think in the business proposals that I publish in my Business-ideas.com.ar site, as products for Viral Marketing. For instance, if the client sells tourism, I implement the HitchHiker-Driver Matching Site, sponsored by the Tourism site. If the client sells sports shoes, I implement the Sport Team Assembly site, sponsored by those shoes.

The book on Viral Marketing Products is ready now for those interested in Viral Marketing campaigns.

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Adwords campaign about to start

Posted on March 3, 2010 by admin

Here you can see the landing page of an Adwords campaign offering our Viral Marketing services. This is the first step, non-viral, of our campaign. It will include viral products, like videos, software and websites (besides this one).

We used a common landing page style, with plenty of large-type headings, colors and simple images. The mumbo-jumbo is reduced to a minimum. There are several examples of viral products, a photo of a naked model and a final call to action.

We will update this post with the results of this campaign, hopefully widely positive.

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Short Movies, Movie Abstracts

Posted on March 3, 2010 by admin

Sometimes I feel to watch a classical movie, like Dr. Zhivago, but I do not have the 3 hours that the original version lasts. So, I would settle for a nice version of it in 10 minutes or so.
I am talking about Short Versions of Long Movies, not about Trailers. A trailer is meant to show you images and concepts that would entice you to see the whole thing. The Short Versions would be like the whole thing, only compressed into a shorter form. We could use fast camera, cuts and off-camera voice explaining what is going on.

I read that an Australian company grew fast publishing short versions of business books, because biz executives tend to be busy and need to be informed of new trends and theories.

Why not with movies? Today digital edition of movies is cheaper and faster than a few years ago, and movie lovers everywhere will love this  new kind of product.

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Viral Marketing for your business

Posted on February 25, 2010 by admin
The naked truth is that conventional messages have little chance to be heard, so we squeezed hour creative minds and hired her.

This initial page uses photos intended to adult men. After getting the client’s attention we will only show materials relevant to the specific situation. Sorry to those that might be excluded or offended.

Naked truth about Viral Marketing

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