- Idiotic and not-so-idiotic ideas

The Movie Think Tank

admin — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 12:45:18 +0000

I always wanted to write movie scripts.

Then, I found the Script-o-matic tool, and I produced this master piece:

Threesome Marriage
an original screenplay concept
by Serg

Romance: A sexy district attorney teams up with an alcoholic ex-CIA agent to find the true meaning of love. In the process they fall in love with a nun. By the end of the movie they have sex with 3 washed up ex-SNL cast members and end up winning the admiration of their spouses, living happily ever after.
Think ‘It’s a Beautiful Life’ meets ‘Eternal shine of a spotless mind’.

Of course, this is a truely idiotic material. Nevertheless, there are more effective tools that help writers, and they can be used in a Movie Script Think Tank. One would be to use the Web to assemble a large collaborative team. Other, to employ writers in low-cost countries for selling to the big international companies.

Although I am an amateur writer and took courses on Movie Script Writing, I am focusing my efforts on Website Promotion tools and techniques. So, I will offer my services to committed writers anywhere.

The most difficult part of this enterprise is the contact with real movie studios, either in Hollywood or other movie factories. If the direct approach does not work, we will do our own production, casting, acting and filming. We will not make finished movies, but blueprints or demos that could be published in YouTube or distributed to potential buyers. The technology is currently available to make and edit low-cost productions at a non-professional level.

We are in contact with a TV advertising group that made hundreds of commercials in the 90′s, and we will publish and promote them in the web. We expect those short films will be advertising elements for our Short Movie Producing Agency.

The service will be offered to would-be actresses, acting schools, TV channels and other potential customers.

Abortion Boat

admin — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 02:46:33 +0000

There is already an abortion boat, with Dutch flag, that docks into Portuguese and Irish ports. Those countries make abortion illegal, and many women prefer to have abortions in the ship, once it reaches international waters. The boat still does not offer surgical abortions, only pills, and has not yet come to South America.
Being more daring, we could also offer other services: pot smoking, gay marriage, delivery room for babies with Dutch nationality, sex change surgery, and euthanasia.
It would be the only practical and legal way to bring abortion to countries that seriously oppose it.
We would love to also offer Threesome Marriage, Human Cloning, Human Genetic Engineering, Stem cell therapy and other advances, but that will have to wait some more.

Anonymous faces for dating sites

admin — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 20:14:43 +0000

It is quite embarrasing to be found in a dating site, specially when you have certain age and position. And mostly, if you are compromised with someone else.
However, the photos are a very important part of the matching process, because the face is maybe 90% important for a man, and 80% for a woman.
How can these two facts be reconciled?
“Anonymize your face” can be a useful service. First of all, you enter your basic data: age, race, weight, height. Then, the service provides an alternative photo that you can use in your profile, with equivalent attractive to the intended public. You use that “avatar” for the first steps in the matching process, until you are confident enought with the candidate to show your real self.
These photos will have a small print saying “Photo by FaceProxy.com” or something like that, that will act as Viral Marketing factor for spreading the news about the service.
Another collateral is a possible qualification of your attractiveness for the average target public. For instance, you enter this kind of “beauty contest”, or “Beauty Measuring Service” by submitting a photo. Then, a bunch of judges qualify you. In return, you need to provide the service for a few other candidates. If you have money and no time to spare, you pay a fee instead of working as a judge.
This project can be developed with less than $25.000 by our team.
What are you waiting??????

Use robots to train animals

admin — Thu, 01 Jul 2010 18:14:53 +0000

Trained pets can be very valuable for the blind or handicapped. However, the task of training animals to guide a blind person thru streets and traffic lights is complex and expensive.
The same applies to drug-sniffing dogs, and to those that can bring objects to a bed-restrained person.
In some countries monkeys are trained to bring fruit from the trees. And a chimp or smaller monkey could be very useful for a handicapped.
Monkeys learn human language, if trained with enough time and patience.
The cheapest way to train an animal is using a robot. Once the process has been modelled by a human, it is only a matter of keeping the robot close to the subjects to be trained.

The ebook on Viral Marketing Products, free, here

admin — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:21:18 +0000

We just released our ebook on Viral Marketing Products. Originally it was conceived as a book on Business Ideas, but it was hard to find investors looking for plain ideas to develop with our help (hopefully). It seems that early investors (Bizz Angels) are hard to find, tend to act locally, and are not always ready to invest in someone else’s idea, no matter how billiant.

The next approach was to think in the business proposals that I publish in my Business-ideas.com.ar site, as products for Viral Marketing. For instance, if the client sells tourism, I implement the HitchHiker-Driver Matching Site, sponsored by the Tourism site. If the client sells sports shoes, I implement the Sport Team Assembly site, sponsored by those shoes.

The book on Viral Marketing Products is ready now for those interested in Viral Marketing campaigns.

Adwords campaign about to start

admin — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 22:16:18 +0000

Here you can see the landing page of an Adwords campaign offering our Viral Marketing services. This is the first step, non-viral, of our campaign. It will include viral products, like videos, software and websites (besides this one).

We used a common landing page style, with plenty of large-type headings, colors and simple images. The mumbo-jumbo is reduced to a minimum. There are several examples of viral products, a photo of a naked model and a final call to action.

We will update this post with the results of this campaign, hopefully widely positive.

Short Movies, Movie Abstracts

admin — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 14:52:17 +0000

Sometimes I feel to watch a classical movie, like Dr. Zhivago, but I do not have the 3 hours that the original version lasts. So, I would settle for a nice version of it in 10 minutes or so.
I am talking about Short Versions of Long Movies, not about Trailers. A trailer is meant to show you images and concepts that would entice you to see the whole thing. The Short Versions would be like the whole thing, only compressed into a shorter form. We could use fast camera, cuts and off-camera voice explaining what is going on.

I read that an Australian company grew fast publishing short versions of business books, because biz executives tend to be busy and need to be informed of new trends and theories.

Why not with movies? Today digital edition of movies is cheaper and faster than a few years ago, and movie lovers everywhere will love this new kind of product.

Viral Marketing for your business

admin — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 21:39:23 +0000

The naked truth is that conventional messages have little chance to be heard, so we squeezed hour creative minds and hired her.

This initial page uses photos intended to adult men. After getting the client’s attention we will only show materials relevant to the specific situation. Sorry to those that might be excluded or offended.

“I do not know what Viral Marketing is”

Most people do not.

A concept, idea, name or product can have features that encourage dissemination among potential users, buyers or adopters, using THEIR resources.

Do not call the doctor, Viral Marketing is not dangerous

Viral refers to the viruses that spread rapidly among susceptible population. The hosts use their own resources to build the virus particles.

Do you dream with new clients?

So do we. That is why we created this example of Viral Marketing, intended to be shown, mimicked and copied around, even if only for the photos.

You can get them using a concept able to spread by itself, carrying your advertising message.

Most of the products that succeeded in the Internet used a viral marketing strategy, involving social networks, software, discussion sites or collective autorship.

We want to hear from you.

After understanding your need, we will device a Viral Marketing Campaign.

Our analysts will look into your case with full attention.

In some cases we go fast because we had previous experience in the product to be developed. In other cases we might need to pay extra attention into the development process. After all, Viral Marketing is mostly about creativity and originality.

Our writers will start the design of your campaign.

Depending on the product to be virally marketed, we might hire programmers, actors or graphic designers.

After receiving our ideas and suggestions you will be able to input your views.

We will repeat this process as many times as necessary, to make sure we understood well your product and that we provide the best option for your campaign.

The viral product can be a website, a software, a video, an ebook or other message carrier

Ask for examples of those products made for our clients

Let’s play ball together.

Some of our products for Viral Marketing: FoundFirst.com/ViralMarketing/proposals.htm

Ideotic.com Home page: Ideotic.com

Credible but False News: Extreme Web Promotion Ideas: FalseNews.com

More about Viral Marketing Campaigns

A Travelling Blogger focusing on World Biz Ideas

admin — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 15:01:53 +0000

I would like to take travelling assignments and report about unusual places.. I see amusing programs in TV, like Andrew Simmers eating unusual foods like worms and insects. Or the guy that visits the special police forces everywhere, taking part in training and also in real actions. Do not suggest I do those things, please.
How about a blog by a travelling ideotic blogger speaking about Ideas and New Business?

Models for short YouTube movies

admin — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 14:59:41 +0000

As part of the project “Advertising Agency based in YouTube videos”, I can obtain models willing to pose naked for (non-porn) photos or films.
You can see the page viral-marketing.htm, with my first attempt in this line. This model was hired to illustrate my ebook on “eBizz Proposals”, downloadable from Bizz Ideas
Prices can be very reasonable for unknown models such as the attractive girl shown the the above mentioned site, and a bit higher for well known, top or ambitious models.
The other aspects of this business would be to serve the showcase for young aspiring models.